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Seinfeld‑style dialogue about covertly dosing coffee with Viagra

The passage is a fictional comedic script with no real persons, institutions, or transactions. It contains no verifiable leads, financial flows, or allegations involving actual officials, so it offers Mentions dosing coffee with Viagra as a joke. Features fictional characters (Jerry, Elaine, George, Kramer). No real-world actors, dates, or financial details are present.

Date
November 11, 2025
Source
House Oversight
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House Oversight #015401
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The passage is a fictional comedic script with no real persons, institutions, or transactions. It contains no verifiable leads, financial flows, or allegations involving actual officials, so it offers Mentions dosing coffee with Viagra as a joke. Features fictional characters (Jerry, Elaine, George, Kramer). No real-world actors, dates, or financial details are present.

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Elaine You' re in denial again—but you have to give me a couple of pills. | would just /ove to put a Viagra into Jerry and Kramer’ s coffee. George: Oh, really? | thought you had scruples, Elaine. Dosing somebody is unethical, especially friends. Elaine: Oh, didn’ t | tell you? | had my scruples removed with laser surgery. George: Seriously, Elaine, what about all the s/de effects of Viagra? Flaine: Stop worrying, George. Hurry, let me just have two. Jerry and Kramer will be here any minute. [Cut to the Stand-up Comedy Award ceremonies. Jerry, Elaine George and Kramer have been sitting at a table, drinking coffee. Suddenly the table rises slightly.] Jerry: Kramer, stop that, what are you doing? George: Maybe he’ s holding a one-man séance. Kramer: | can’ t get it down! Jerry, | can’ t get it down! Elaine: Gosh, Kramer, you must have been thinking about sex, huh? Kramer: No, | was thinking about my business plan. That’ s the only thing that really arouses me. When I’ m with a babe, | just think about my latest scheme and | get aroused. But | always let the babe take the credit.

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