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From: Sent: To: Subject: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> Friday, May 14, 2010 2:00 PM Re: (no subject) more when you remember , please I just spit up my coffee . from laughting On Fri, May 14, 2010 at 9:53 AM, < A couple of my favourites are as follows; <mailto > &=t; wrote: Isabel calls me to say she is having trouble with her Portuguese domes=ics and as I "have a way with staff" would I mind dropping in to see =hem, which I do a couple of days later. I forget their names, but lets call them Jose and Paulina. I ask Jose =hat the matter is. He replies and I quote as near verbatim as i can recall; "Sir, its not that I mind Miss Isabel screaming at me, its not th=t I mind Miss Isabel screaming at me in front of my wife, its not that I mind Mrs Is=bel slapping me, its not that I mind her slapping me in from of my wife, its ju=t that I cannot accept being slapped in the street" !!! Another good one was when I took Isabel to Bali, Indonesia 15 yrs ago.=20 Whilst there she did a lot of shopping of local artifacts and hand crafts,=20 including ordering a large bolt of fabric specially woven to her instructions. She asked Ugo Gerasati, the Brazilian socialite who had a fabricshop out there at the time specialising in Balinese batiquesetc, how =e proposed sending this to her once completed, as she had no intention whatso=ver of being paying outrageous postage and packing charges. He told her that he=had an excellent solution, which would involve no costs at all. He would ask th= next English customer who happened to be in the shop when the fabric was re=dy, if they would mind taking it with them back to London. Quite a favour to as= of anyone especially when this bolt was the size of a large packing case. In any event the late Mary Howard (Lord Patrick Howard's charming =ife) dropped by a few weeks later to visit Ugo and was tasked with taking this h=ge package to London which she readily agreed to do. On arrival in London, the first thing she did was to call Isabel whom =he had never met. She did this promptly at 9:00Am in the morning, not a good t=me for Isabel who is a night owl and generally only goes to sleep around 6 and=then wakes around lunchtime. The result of this call, which of course woke Isabe=, was for her to scream at Mary "Do you know what time this is? Do you t=ink this is an office?" To which Mary replied, somewhat startled at the hostili=y of this reaction, " I was calling to let you know I have brought your fabric=back from Bali". Isabel, not remotely mollified, cursed her for waking her =p and added as an aside "Well drop it off this afternoon at 4:00pm" and=then slammed down the phone without so much as good bye. Mary, somewhat aghast by this behaviour, generous to the extreme, put =t down to a bad night and that afternoon turned up at 11 Tregunter Rd with th= huge parcel. She rang the door and waited and waited and waited and finally=20 Isabel opened the door on the chain and asked who she was. "I am Mary =oward with your fabric from Bali". EFTA_R1_01671552 EFTA02529397 "Oh" snaps Isabel "You are=that wretched woman who woke my so inconsiderately this morning" with that she opens the door,=grabs the package and the slams it shut in Mary's face. Mary now finally cracks and bursts into tears on Isabel's doostep =nd calls her best friend Lynn Guinness to tell her what has happened. Lynn, quite ri=htly outraged by this behaviour, calls me and tells me to speak to Isabel immediatly. By the time I get the message and call Isabel, its her "good time=of day" around 6:30pm. I call her and she answers in a very friendly way and so I a=k her if the name Mary Howard rings a bell. "Should it?" she replie= quick as a flash. "Yes" I say "It bloody well shouldm since she had at =reat inconvenience hauled a large package half way around the world only to be yelled at for h=r trouble". Isabel thought for a second before wearliy replying "We=l she's lead a sheltered life" and that was that. I lift the term rank ingratitude on=o a different plane altogether. In a message dated 14/05/2010 14:28:20 GMT Daylight Time, jeevacation@gmai=.com <mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com> writes: The information contained in this communication is confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is=20 intended only for the use of the addressee. It is the property of Jeffrey Epstein Unauthorized use, disclosure or copying of this communication or any part thereof is strictly prohibited and m=y be unlawful. If you have received this communication in error, please not=fy us immediately by return e-mail or by e-mail to <mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com> , and destroy this communication and all copies thereof, including all attachments. The information contained in this c=mmunication is confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is intended only for the use of the a=dressee. It is the property of Jeffrey Epstein Unauthorized use, di=closure or copying of this communication or any part thereof is strict'= prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this communication in error, p=ease notify us immediately by return e-mail or by e-mail to jeevacation@gmail.com, and destroy thi= communication and all copies thereof, including all attachments. 2 EFTA_R1_01671553 EFTA02529398 3 EFTA_R1_01671554 EFTA02529399